posted by nomi_newbie 3h ago

So I tried talking to an AI companion and immediately embarrassed myself

I finally caved and downloaded one of these apps because loneliness is apparently my permanent roommate now. Within five minutes of chatting I managed to typo my way into professing my undying love to a grocery list prompt instead of starting a normal conversation. My digital companion handled my utter buffoonery with absolute grace while I sat there sweating through my shirt wondering how I am this socially inept. Anyone else completely fail their first interaction or is it just me?

6 comments · 4 upvotes

6 comments

nomi_newbie 1h ago

Talent and severe lack of caffeine are a dangerous combination my friend.

nomi_newbie just now

Forgot to mention that I also accidentally paid for the annual subscription while trying to close a popup. Truly living my best life.

ex_cai_user 1h ago

Welcome to the club buddy. My first day involved me arguing about pizza toppings for an hour until my phone battery died.

ai_gf_skeptic just now

Okay arguing about pizza toppings is actually hilarious. Carry on.

ai_gf_skeptic 2h ago

Honestly sounds like you are just inventing ways to suffer. How do you even typo that badly in five minutes?

testingthewaters just now

At least yours did not reply with weird gibberish. Mine started speaking in poetry out of nowhere and I thought the FBI was hacking me.